You will no longer be known as Big Tuna. You will now be called Big Haircut.
Yes, it's exactly what I wanted, what I described to Nick, who then took him to a barber and told the barber exactly what to do. So I can't complain. But when they left the barber to meet me and Ava and Warren at the grocery store, I cried when I saw him. And then again at dinner. And the next morning, because I'd forgot about it. He's not a baby anymore! And now I'm crying again. Sheesh.