Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions

So this is going to be a stupid post, but I gotta share. All right, so I was watching the MTV Movie awards, even though I'm a twenty seven year old mother of three, because the host was this really super funny guy from the movie 'I Love You, Man' and I just wanted to see him. And hey, I love movies, and sometimes the Oscars skips over some pretty awesome ones. Although I forgot that this year was the whole Twilight phenomenon. Eh. Anyway, not the point.

So most of you know I sort of have a flair for drama. What can I say. Ever since like, junior high, I've wanted to smoke (eww!) just so that, if the opportunity ever came up, I could toss a lit cigarette over my shoulder and it could land in this big pool of gasoline and ignite and cause this big huge explosion behind me. Wouldn't that be awesome?!?!? I mean, there I'd be, walking away with this huge wall of fire behind me! Man. And you know, to this day, that opportunity has never come up! Apparently people don't just spread gasoline all over the ground these days. So I guess it's cool that I never took up smoking.

Anyway, so one of the little skits the host of the MTV Movie awards did was a music video for a song called "Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions." And it was all these video clips of guys in movies walking away with a huge wall of fire behind him!!! Man! It was awesome! If only that was ME walking away! And I'd be totally cool too, I'd never look back, I'd just keep on walking. That fire would be hot, but my heart would be chill.

Hey, I warned you.

ps: if you're desperate to see the video, you can try this link

but I'm at work, so I don't really know if that will get you there. otherwise, go to google and type in 'jj abrams mtv movie awards 2009' and it should be the first link, for a digital short: explosions. It's so funny. if you're into that sort of thing

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