Oooh, I almost forgot. Before the HORROR of this afternoon's appointment, I had my own appointment with a slightly ditzy but very reasonable family practice doctor who laughed and told me it was not that big a deal and that she hadn't even noticed (LIAR!!) but then she prescribed me some retina a for my moustache! She said it would take about eight weeks to start helping (boo!) but that it should take care of the dark skin. After the fact, I read online that I should have asked for something called tri-luma. Wonder if it'd be pushing my luck to try and sneak in and see someone different?
Now that I'm finally not pregnant for the first time in five years, I'm hurrying to a dentist to see about fixing The Snaggle. Ya'll, when I get through, you're not even gonna recognize me! Of course, I need to do all this ASAP before our healthcare system gets 'reformed' and we have to leave the country to get quality, timely care...do they have Invisalign in Mexico? Anyone?