Friday, December 11, 2009

What's Wrong With Those Dang Morning People! I Hate Them!

Dear Stork Deliveries,

I need to send the models you delivered me back for some adjustments. I have three models, and while they are practically perfect in EVERY way (ie: healthy, adorable, charming, etc), I specifically ordered the versions that sleep until eight or eight thirty every morning, not the versions that get up before six. I am NOT a morning person and have a very hard time getting up with these models and taking care of them. Please make the necessary adjustments and send return them to me.

Respectfully,
A Very Tired Mother

PS: There is no rush on the return delivery.

PPS: Please be careful not to adjust the fact that these models go to bed at seven thirty each night.

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