Monday, October 17, 2011

Pinnable Me

So. Regular bloggers use pinterst (and their blogs) to find the inspiration to sew those hideous pilowcase dresses, to make a headboard out of soggy cardboard boxes they find at the dumpster, and to use tree sticks to frame inspiring quotes.  Then they brag out it on their blogs and everyone comments about how ADORABLE and CHARMING and SWEET and CLASSIC they are.

Who's got two thumbs and uses pinterest to make fun of people and feel even more bitter and superior than usual? THIS GIRL.

Here's what MY pinterest boards look like.  MOM- please don't read these, there's LOTS of swear words.  I would NEVER swear, but I can't help but be exposed to this stuff.  It's because you didn't homeschool me.

There's not very much Game of Thrones stuff that's funny and sarcastic (yet) but they're working on it.  Here's what I've got so far. And obviously, if you haven't read them, you won't get it.

MY FAVORITE LINE from the first book.  Not really, but it's top fifty, easy.  In the show it was different, but in the book, her brother gives her a little sword, and asks if she knows anything about how to use it and she says yeah. Stick 'em with the pointy end.  Then later, everyone's trying to lop her head off, and she STICKS 'EM WITH THE POINTY END.  She is a TOTAL badass!!!! READ THE BOOKS JUST FOR HER!!!

 And here, GOT meets Office Space.  Um, are we in heaven?

Then here's just a few that regularly put a smile on my face.

Let's throw in a little Auburn pride, so you don't think I'm a total bitch.

I LOVE THIS.  Think how much better life would be if that loser had just HIT HER with that car.  Sigh.

And, as ALWAYS...

You're welcome.

1 comment:

  1. I am so in love with GOT its not even funny. I was burning through the first few books now I am trying to stretch out the last one because it's all I have! The show is pretty good as well, not sure how well they'll be able to keep to the books though!