Here we go!
We pulled the kids out of school early and left Northwood at eleven because someone warned us that we needed to be through Birmingham before two. Since Nick drives ALWAYSALLTHETIMEFOREVER if he's in the car, I didn't care about any of this and didn't pay any attention to if there was any traffic in Birmingham or anywhere else really. I was in charge of taking pictures through our filthy windows and making sure the playlist stayed on EXTRAAWESOME at all times. Oh, and giving IG a play by play. OBVIOUSLY.
this website. The owners were fantastic, including meeting us to let us in two hours late, surprising me with a goodie basket full of cheese and salmon (wwwww) and a bottle of champagne and the best bread I've ever eaten. Granted, I was a tad hungry. It was three bedrooms, two full baths, full kitchen including washer and dryer and full sized dishwasher, fridge, and separate freezer, sitting room, media room with a huge tv and comfy couches, and a rooftop terrace with this view.
On Saturday, we slept in a little and headed to Stirling Castle.
After Stirling, we headed for Edinburgh and stopped at the Falkirk Wheel for Nick. I wanted to include the pictures and a link in case any of ya'll have nerdy husbands or dads who are JUSTDYINGTOKNOWALLABOUTTHEWHEEL.
Edinburgh was absolutely gorgeous. Every building was beautiful, it was the strangest thing. People told me it was cool, but I had NO IDEA. I can't even really put my finger on what about it was so gorgeous, but whatever- it was.
I had some sort of communication breakdown and we missed being able to get inside the Edinburgh Castle by less than two minutes. That tour lady was a BITCH and she was NOT letting anyone in. But after our disappointment at Stirling, I wasn't too too bummed.
Because that gave us time to just wander around the gorgeous city!!
We found a dude in a kilt playing the bagpipes...
A random funhouse mirror...
And lots of photo ops for Ava, who is all of a sudden VERY interested in having her picture taken. Not that I'm complaining.
Then we left. We know our kids, and after running around all day, we knew life would just be easier if we headed back to the castle, grabbed some food at the grocery store down the road, and watched a movie and cuddled. I can't really complain about that either.
You may or may not have noticed that the sun did not ONE TIME break through on Saturday. So imagine my delight when we got up bright and early on Sunday and were welcomed with this view through the windshield.
Our first stop on this Entire Day in the Car was Loch Leven. It's hard to see, but in the middle of the loch is an island, and on the middle of the island is an old castle where they imprisoned Mary Queen of Scots.
Look at this asshole in front of us. Now, it wasn't as cold as we thought it would be, but it wasn't more than 5C, and it was RAINING.
A modern day shepherd!!! How cool is that?!?!
If anyone knows what this castle is, please share. I glimpsed it out of the back window and barely got a shot before it was out of sight.
And I just love how every now and then, you see the most random, gorgeous building. That's how it was ALL WEEKEND.
After another forty minutes on the road, we hit Loch Laggan.
Wow. Not sure what I was expecting, but I think it was a pond. I think I may have thought that the lochs would be little ponds.
We took this old windy, com-inducing road past this house, which apparently is part of a show or an old show on BBC called Monarch of the Glen. This was the best shot I could get, and I had to basically scale down a ravine and perch on the muddy edge of death to get it, so you're welcome.
Next stop? Loch Ness. Home of our underwater ally. Name that movie.
Not gonna lie, when we first got there and it was sort of a tiny river and no signs or anything, I was EXTREMELY bummed. It was sort of a long way out of the way to see it.
BUT, luckily, Nick knew better and led us a tiny bit further up a bath, and then we saw it.
Loch Ness is HUGE, and the light was perfect and everything looked GORGEOUS.
I mean, seriously? Look at this shot below.
Then it was back in the car to head over toward Fort William in the west and then swing back to the hotel.
No bullshit, I swear to God. It was just sort of magical. And ya'll know how I feel about magic.
Monday. More sun. Seriously. Scotland is so fucking awesome. After talking to the owner of the castle we stayed at, we decided to skip Glasgow this time around and hit up a few coastal towns and St. Andrews. I think we made the right choice.
Below is Dundee. Woulda been cooler without the kids, who, by this time, were just sick of walking around listening to me say "Can you believe how cool this is?!?!" So this was a quick stop for coffee and lunch.
And then. Ya'll. Then was my favorite part of the whole trip.
Then we walked right down the street to St. Andrew's Castle, which was also extremely cool, but didn't have quite the magic for me. I blame Pillars of the Earth. That book just gave me a thing for cathedrals.
Then it was Tuesday and we had to leave. Which sucked. We climbed up all the stairs to the terrace and I forced everyone to stare directly into the sun so I could try to get a group shot.
On the way back to London, we took a slight detour to see the Border Abbeys. I've changed my mind and decided THIS was my favorite part of the trip. Either this, or the lochs, or St. Andrews. Or Edinburgh. I can't pick.
I think (although it's VERY likely I made this up) that the great big gorgeous part was redone in the 1500s, but that the gorgeous rubbly rubble down below is part of the original structure from the 1100s.
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE. It was SO breathtaking in there.
With my amazeballs lens, I can get a great 2.8 speed, but stand back far enough to spy and catch these two sweet boys loving on each other.
And then it was back in the car for eight more hours of looking out the window and seeing this.
Phew. I did it!! If you are going to Scotland and have any questions, please feel free to ask me anything. We had a blast and will DEFINITELY be going again, at least once more to see further north, probably twice more so we can hit Edinburgh again.
And, lest you think it was all roses and rainbows and unicorns, I want to leave you with this final shot. THIS is what we were dealing with most of the time. Yes, we had a blast and we loved it and we're SO grateful to have had the opportunity to go, but c'mon. We have four kids under seven. THIS is our reality.